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beckie0: simfected: maythedownforcebewithyou: myurlistoolong: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:46 -0500

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months....

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:42 -0500

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:37 -0500

memewhore: I don’t know about you but I always twerk when I find a snake…

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:31 -0500

memewhore:

I don’t know about you but I always twerk when I find a snake…

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:25 -0500

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true

hatelyn: Just went into my room to cut and I open my box...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:19 -0500

hatelyn:

Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found

Parenting; you’re doing it right.

this made me start crying

littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:12 -0500

littlepaperhugs:

i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.

That’s what depression feels like. You get out of it’s hold,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:06 -0500

That’s what depression feels like. You get out of it’s hold, take a breath of relief when you feel yourself relaxing slightly and then all it takes is one second and it all comes crashing back down, pulling you back in with 101 reasons as to why you’re not good enough. It covers your mouth so you can’t talk to anyone, grabs hold of the places you’re the most insecure and squeezes them, making them hurt even more. It all gets darker in a split second.

kiiimiko: the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:19:59 -0500

kiiimiko:

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

Thousands of dollars in debt :: Expert at climbing trees

bored-im: Prepare your forces for the assault, show no mercy…

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:19:55 -0500

bored-im:

Prepare your forces for the assault, show no mercy…

factsandchicks: In Futurama, Bender’s apartment number is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:19:50 -0500

factsandchicks:

In Futurama, Bender’s apartment number is 00100100. This is a binary representation of the ASCII character “$”

source

About the kiss scene

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:09:03 -0500

About the kiss scene

smokefreckles: nprfreshair: Bill Hader — who is leaving...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:08:57 -0500

smokefreckles:

nprfreshair:

Bill Hader — who is leaving Saturday Night Live after eight years this weekend — on his audition for the show:

I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared, I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.

Kristen wiig now Bill what will my life become

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"There comes a time in your life when you focus solely on what you believe is right, regardless of..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:08:27 -0500

“There comes a time in your life when you focus solely on what you believe is right, regardless of what everybody else is doing.”

- Alexander McQueen (via lianemarie)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:08:22 -0500

Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:08:16 -0500

laugh-addict:

How I spend my free time:

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:08:11 -0500

shutyourface09: